Accused Vodka Thief Attempts to Hide Eight Bottles in His Pants

Fairfield police say one bottle broke

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Well a mystery has allegedly been solved in Fairfield. We now know the answer concerning how many bottles of vodka one can allegedly conceal in one’s pants. 

Police say Harrison Conley, 35, of Leslie Road in Bridgeport, is accused of stealing eight bottles of vodka from Fairfield Wine and Spirits, 561 Boston Post Road, according to the Fairfield Citizen. 

Making matters worse, Conley is accused of attempting to conceal the bottles of vodka in his pants, but on his way out one of them broke, the Citizen reports. 

Each bottle was valued at $33.89, police said. 

Conley was charged with sixth-degree larceny. 

Dan R June 06, 2014 at 06:10 AM
To hold up a pair of pants holding 8 bottles of booze, does your belt have to be made of braided steel cable?
Rick Radde June 06, 2014 at 11:59 AM
Remember Yakov Smirnoff?. .Ripov Smirnoff?
Kevin June 06, 2014 at 01:37 PM
Give the guy a break.He voted for Obama,realized what a huge mistake that was,and was trying to drown his sorrows. Aren't we all.
brian kelly June 07, 2014 at 12:25 PM
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party
Mary DCSH July 03, 2014 at 11:00 AM
He couldn't hold his liquor...hmmmm. I wonder if he made clinking sounds while attempting to walk out the door? One two tie my shoe, three four shut the door, five six pick up sticks, seven eight....I mean seven ain't going to heaven because I dropped number eight. D. A. for sure...


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